Classroom "Quotes"
Many times a student will say something that is rather bizarre, and you know, it just kind of sticks with you...
"I feel like a flamingo..." Valerie S.Algebra 1 ('03-'04)
"Ten-Four Big Chicken" LeAnn S.Study Hall ('03-'04)
"It's kind of lop-tarded" Sheena J.Algebra 2 ('03-'04)
"Can I tattoo your tongue?...Is this toxic?" LeNita L.Algebra 2 ('03-'04)
"Sometimes I smell things wrong." Courtney P.Applied Math ('04-'05)
When asked what the word "Annual" means - "Isn't that a type of car?" (Um...an annual transmission?) Chelsey R.Applied Math ('04-'05)
"I'm a genius! I'm the next Alfred Einstein!" Jeremy H.Applied Math ('04-'05)
"Is a monomial like malt-o-meal?" Ronnie C.Algebra 1 ('05-'06)
"Can I put my Pop-Tart in your toaster?" Tiffany M.Algebra 1 ('06-'07)
"Man, I feel like a woman!" Austin W.Algebra 1 ('07-'08)
"Why does a plastic bottle say "Hi! Me 5 cents?"" Kirsten E.American History ('08-'09)
"I think I stabbed myself" "Are you bleeding?" "I don't know, it's in my pants" Reilly H.Math 8 ('10-'11)
"I'm having an affair with a space alien" Colton R.Math Enrichment ('10-'11)
(During Trivia) "What material is a baseball covered with?" Response: "Leather" Me: "Can you be more specific, from what kind of animal?" Response: "I didn't know animals had leather." Stacey A.Math Enrichment ('10-'11)
"It comes from a plant, not a vegetable!" (Huh ...I always thought a vegetable was a plant) Taylor S. Math Enrichment ('11-'12)
"It is better to go hungry than to pluck a chicken"Class Motto after a feather fable on Bullying Homeroom ('11-'12)
(During Trivia) Me: "How long are Bermuda shorts?" Response: "4 Minutes" Hannah R.Algebra 1 ('11-'12)
Me: "Remember, when factoring by grouping, get your like turds, I mean terms together" Response: "You mean I need to get my poop in a group?" Ally S.Algebra 1 ('12-'13)
"Will you please blow down my pants?" Zoe K. Homeroom ('14-'15)
"My leg, my leg! It won't go away!" Ethan K. Math Enrichment ('18-'19)
While talking about statistics, "Isn't a cluster like a dessert? Like a caramel or something?" Mya L. Math ('19-'20)